Hello there, my name is Soopa. I belong to the Derpcat race, a species of
sentient, cave-dwelling feline humanoids. Believe it or not we're from Earth
just like you. In fact, we're probably living directly under your house. So get
a pickaxe, dig through the floor and visit us. I'm sure your parents won't mind.
We hid inside your various space crafts and rode to the moon and Mars, which, legend
says, we have already colonized with small dirt-mound houses decorated with stone welcome
mats that say "RIP". We soon discovered the importance of oxygen.
______What I like:_______
- VIDJA GAMS
- Minecraft and games like it
- TF2
- Short road trips
- Cats
- People who do not wish to injure me
- Stuff that doesn't suck
_______What I dislike:________
- Bright lights
- Loud noises
- Nature
- Board games
- Intestinal parasites
- People who do wish to harm me
- Stuff that does suck